Symptom 11: Feelings of Dread, Apprehension, and Doom…
Apparently, I went into menopause when I was 8-years-old. I remember distinctly going through that entire summer feeling dread, apprehension and doom. It seemed to revolve around this reoccurring dream I had about pyramids. Huge, looming, Egyptian pyramids. Scared the stew out of me. Until now, I had no idea why I never wanted to travel to Egypt. Duh. Menopause.
My youngest daughter is most certainly in menopause and she hasn’t even entered puberty yet, poor thing. Outer space gives her that feeling of Apprehension. Dread. Doom. She hates anything outer space. “Dear Mrs. Bigglesworth: Please excuse my youngest daughter from the field trip to the planetarium as she is suffering from the eleventh symptom of menopause.”
At tax time, my husband I think my husband entered menopause.
I must say. It’s nice to know I’m not alone.
Carolyn
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